Squishy, Bouncy… and a Bag of Beans?

How does a person describe what boobs feel like?  I mean… I know what they feel like as I have  lovely pair… but how would you explain it to someone whose never really felt one before?  I was reading a book and one of the main characters was masturbating.  As he was masturbating he would alternate between thinking this one girl’s breasts felt like a bag of beans  and I can’t really remember the other one… but it was way too soft of a description.

So after a quick squeeze… I’ve come to the conclusion my boobs are pretty firm with a certain amount of give. They generally retain the same shape when squeezed but remind me of water babies when I’m running around.  Bouncing is so annoying…. but I still heart my boobs.  But what’s a succint metaphor for boobage… I cannot think of a good one.  Ugh… I have to ponder this one longer.